zakius

He thinks he knows it all, way to over confident says he gets girls but he don't, out of all your friends he's the one who will always start up an argument. He's cocky also, you gotta keep your eye on him because he'll try to get over on you an any way possible. He thinks he's the best at basketball and thinks he has a chance to actually take it somewhere. He's kinda tall, average make height. Also he think he has bars and think he can spit flames. Last thing he's poor and steals all his friends clothes and claims it's his. P.s you will find him wearing a hoodie, sweats, and nikes on most of the time.

Here comes that boy Zakius

by Pablo.pimpin April 22, 2017

Zakuson

Just like Zapivon, The Zakuson is a russian term which is often used to describe the things you eat between the shots, or "Things you eat with your Vodka".

It is highly recommended to eat carbonated, dry and small meals such as white bread while you are drinking, for the sake of your stomach.
Nevertheless, it is important to eat something with your drinks anyhow.

"Alex, did you bring any Zakuson?"
"Ma amarti lecha kodem? Daber Ivrit!"
(English translation: Yes, since it's important and healthy.)

by Alkalush Tripod September 2, 2008

Zavius

Zavius is a funny guy. He’s super hype and turns up at all the parties. He’s goofy and loud. He loves explaining how he thinks and he loves to be right. He seems to know someone everywhere he goes. He’s athletic and super fast. He’s secretly a sensitive guy but he won’t show it in person. He’s really chill when he wants to be and loves music. He’s going to be great one day. Oh and he has a FAT COCK and his girl loves it

Guy: what’s up zay

Zay: whats up bro

(Shakes up)

(*WOAH*)
Guy: Bro that song you showed me is hard
Zay: Yea I put you on

Guy: Zavius you’re so chill

by Zaysgirl July 24, 2019

Dr. Zaius

1. Any nay sayer or cynic in the office or on the job -- especiallly an old guy. 2. Any old guy at a company that has kept his job for over 20 years simply by playing office politics.

"the internet is just a fad -- the CB radio of the 90's". This is a typical response from a "Dr. Zaius" in the office

by chuckie88 October 16, 2008

Zarius

What is a Zarius?: He generally likes girls with great personalities and is very friendly to all people has amazing friends, and is open to talk to anyone. He respects everyone, and does not judge. BUT he is very picky about his soul mate, and likes to get to know them very well before committing.

His favorite color is white.

Hes a bad ass White kid, with intelligence and dreams. This kid is Pimp-in.

That zarius really knows how to hold a conversation, damn he can talk a lot!

by unicornmuncher123 January 27, 2011

Zakism

The religion, in which one worships the Ghost Adventures hunk Zak Bagans

I am Zakian, we are Zakism.

by nerdy.bagans November 6, 2017

Zarius

The most sexy guy you'll ever meet. Super good looking, understanding, and amazing in bed. Aside from his breathtaking looks, Zarius has the best personality and always tries to help others. He has a hot body and is very picky about his future . You will fall in love instantly with him and won't let go. Get you a Zarius.

Popular Guy: Who's that?
Girl: New guy... so fucking sexy.
Popular Guy: Uh hello I'm right here.
Girl: He's such a Zarius.

by a normal girl ;) January 3, 2019