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Is a guy who tells a girl to put her camera down while on a video call, so he can see her private parts
"Put your camera down a bit," he said

"Oh my god, fuck off Zakeus." she squeals
Zakeus by anonymouslilfucker May 20, 2019
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Just like Zapivon, The Zakuson is a russian term which is often used to describe the things you eat between the shots, or "Things you eat with your Vodka".

It is highly recommended to eat carbonated, dry and small meals such as white bread while you are drinking, for the sake of your stomach.
Nevertheless, it is important to eat something with your drinks anyhow.
"Alex, did you bring any Zakuson?"
"Ma amarti lecha kodem? Daber Ivrit!"
(English translation: Yes, since it's important and healthy.)
Zakuson by Alkalush Tripod September 2, 2008
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He thinks he knows it all, way to over confident says he gets girls but he don't, out of all your friends he's the one who will always start up an argument. He's cocky also, you gotta keep your eye on him because he'll try to get over on you an any way possible. He thinks he's the best at basketball and thinks he has a chance to actually take it somewhere. He's kinda tall, average make height. Also he think he has bars and think he can spit flames. Last thing he's poor and steals all his friends clothes and claims it's his. P.s you will find him wearing a hoodie, sweats, and nikes on most of the time.
Here comes that boy Zakius
zakius by Pablo.pimpin April 22, 2017

zakeesha 

A girl who is very tough and will do anything for her friends. She stands up for whats right and is very beautiful. She has big boobs and an annoying laugh
Zakeeshas so cooollll
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Zakeystun 

He has no bitches and never will so he should just stop trying.

Btw this is my name
Zakeystun has no bitches
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Guy 1: Woah is that Zadeus?
Guy 2: I think it is Zadeus he's so chill!
Guy 3: He's not that good looking to be honest...
Zadeus by bazookaeater513 December 29, 2023
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