Zakism
I am Zakian, we are Zakism.
Zakism by nerdy.bagans November 6, 2017
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Zakism
Its where you hate or think everyone arround you is a horrible fucking person you hate everyone besides your cousin your 2 best friends and your partner
"Yeah I wanna stop being your friend. I belive in Zakism and im a zakist now."
"What the fuck is that??? A religion??"
"No its a social change, Idiot."
"What the fuck is that??? A religion??"
"No its a social change, Idiot."
Zakism by Zakiisjustbetter May 7, 2024
zakimalu
zakimalu by Allhu akba May 22, 2021
zavism
zavism by nefqriious February 19, 2022
zanism
Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. We reject the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embrace “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. We believe in disbelief.
Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.
After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”
Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.
After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”
While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.
1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.
2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.
3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.
4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.
5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.
6. On Love: Just do it.
7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!
8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.
9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.
10. On Hope: Refer to love.
1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.
2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.
3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.
4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.
5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.
6. On Love: Just do it.
7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!
8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.
9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.
10. On Hope: Refer to love.
Zakimoto
Usually own to be a great artist and a world of his own.
Its "moto" in the second part of the name is just for Japanese respect.
Its "moto" in the second part of the name is just for Japanese respect.
Zakimoto is such a problem solver!
Zakimoto by Justin santos February 2, 2019
Zacism
Matthew's statement of 'This game is terribad' was a zacism of his previous statement, 'This game is amazing.'
Zacism by Clayton Neves February 22, 2009
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