Zakism

The religion, in which one worships the Ghost Adventures hunk Zak Bagans

I am Zakian, we are Zakism.

Zakism by nerdy.bagans November 6, 2017

Zakism

Its where you hate or think everyone arround you is a horrible fucking person you hate everyone besides your cousin your 2 best friends and your partner

"Yeah I wanna stop being your friend. I belive in Zakism and im a zakist now."
"What the fuck is that??? A religion??"
"No its a social change, Idiot."

Zakism by Zakiisjustbetter May 7, 2024

zakimalu 

A word meaning helpful or helper

You are really zakimalu

zakimalu by Allhu akba May 22, 2021

zavism

hatred towards a person called zav

kira is bullying zav, that is zavism

zavism by nefqriious February 19, 2022

zanism 

Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. We reject the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embrace “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. We believe in disbelief.

Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.

After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”

While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.

1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.

2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.

3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.

4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.

5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.

6. On Love: Just do it.

7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!

8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.

9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.

10. On Hope: Refer to love.

zanism by Artaran September 14, 2008

Zakimoto 

Usually own to be a great artist and a world of his own.
Its "moto" in the second part of the name is just for Japanese respect.

Zakimoto is such a problem solver!

Zakimoto by Justin santos February 2, 2019

Zacism 

Contradicting a previous statement by stating the exact opposite of the previous statement.

Matthew's statement of 'This game is terribad' was a zacism of his previous statement, 'This game is amazing.'

Zacism by Clayton Neves February 22, 2009