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Someone who gets their friends to be assholes for no reason
Oh look it’s a zShig!”
“I don’t like you, I’m going to be a zShig”
zShig by booped:) April 21, 2021
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Zsigmond 

It's a very unusual unisex name, but the female is more common. Zsigmond's are dumb, pervert and tall. They like to call themselves "Masters", but in reality they are clumsy and gay.
Hey who's kissing with that boy?
I think it's Zsigmond.
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zShikdz aka esoterik v2 usually abuses NN's by providing overpowered software to the hands of very skilled users.
He also cracked multiple cheats like pastality.lose, neverwin.cc, onepaste.com
He also owns in hvh making p2c kids feel bad about their purchase.
If you find him, please, don't beg for soft hhhh
Dude I got my head ripped off and I'm using godmode..
It must be zshikdz moving (casino) resolver!
zshikdz by lol360lel January 28, 2022
(1) Most commonly experienced by overly intoxicated individuals who have had all the opportunity in the world to use the lavatory before calling it a night, but have not done so...the end result?...wetting the bed in your sleep while inebriated...often done with little or no recollection at all...
(2) Involves an individual waking up in a cesspool of his/her own urine after a night of heavy alcohol consumption...
Fellow 1 : "so..uhh...u did hear about Mike last night?"
Fellow 2 : "nooo...why?...what happened?"
Fellow 1 : "he did it again"
Fellow 2 : "what's that?..what did he do?"
Fellow 1 : "..uhh...you know...'IT'.."
Fellow 2 : "no wayyyy!!..are you serious? u mean to say that he went zhiggy again?"
Fellow 1 : "yup...tragic"
zhiggy by clay ottertail October 17, 2007

zsigmond 

Is a mix of clumsiness, anger issues, and a dash of humor. This person probably has mixed feelings for almost every girl and loves to be around people. Even if they can be a bit troublesome, remember to always bring an extra cast whenever you meet up with a Zsigmond.
person one: he fell down the stairs again, i swear he needs to be put in a bubble

person two: well thats my Zsigmond
zsigmond by azula's_simp November 23, 2021
Sweet boi. gr8 at league of legends. Hates nicknames. Taylor Swift stan. V handsome. 10/10
Zhigang? He’s fuckin gr8.
zhigang by buggabee October 10, 2020
mike was zhiggy again last night...thats twice now!!!
zhiggy by DD_GEECHNEECH October 28, 2007
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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