n.
1. A person who watches the OC, listens to pop rock as it were heavy metal, and wears a collared shirt with the top 1/3 open. They also tend to wear excess amount of hair gel ( amounts that could feed hundred of starving children in Malayasia). Gold, expensive-looking chains and dress pants complete the look. Yuppesters also tend to like to quote movies from long ago, and love to hold ridiculous opinions about everything from politics to sex with absolutely no proof whatsoever. Simply put: the world would be a much better place with out them.
2. 95% of West Palm Beaches' population
Person 1: " Kurt is a goddamn yuppester."
Person 2: "Why, did he hit on you?"
Person 1: No, dude, he said women like foreplay"
Person 2: " Ha, what a jackass, he obviously has no clue"
Person 1: " Want to beat his head in?"
Person 2: "Nah, don't want to get hair gel all over my hands"
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The IncredibleMachine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.