Youseff

A Youseff is a creepy paedophile egytian, commonly found in the bushes outside your house wearing nothing but a creepy smile that no-one is really all that comfortable with. Youseff's are known to keep Hit Lists of their enemies and will add you to it for even recoiling in horror at his stench. If confronted by a Youseff, run. Fast. As far away as your legs will take you without breaking off. Even then, crawl, till your hands are bloody stumps. If escaped is not possible, a highly recommended defence is to play the song "Walk Like An Egyptian", this will cause a Youseff to fall into a trance like state of walking like an egytian. Use this time to escape. The reward for killing a Youseff is $5.50 or two Asian sex slaves.

"Ah, what the fuck is that....Its hurting my eyes....ah fuck it's a Youseff, shit, where's my Ipod!?!?"

by Peter Reynes September 18, 2008

Youseff

Normally likes little girls and doesn’t like anyone over the age of 5. Do not recommend at all if you want to be their friend.

Kesley: “youseff smells”
kate: “nothing new”

by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022

Youseff Amyn Effect

It’s a feeling of admiration that many Iraqies feel because of how charismatic, captivating and charming the players of the Iraqi national football team, The phenomenon happens to fans regardless of gender & sexual orientation. We named it after Youseff considering the magnitude of young woman being effected.

She’s absolutely obsessed with watching the game, She has Youseff Amyn Effect

by Rashi.Chai April 4, 2024

Yousef

Handsome guy, this guy seriously NEEDS anger management, the most kind heart when relaxed, hell breaks loose when angry, sexy guy though

Friend: Hey focus bro
Yousef: stfu I’m explaining, you know what get tf outta my room you piece of shit

by Zobb5aneeth February 14, 2020

Yousef

(Noun) The most good looking palestinian out there. A prince, strong, amazing, sexy as hell and an amazing lover. Overall an outstanding person, and a perfect boyfriend especially.

Yousef is my boyfriend, so you know what that means; I have the best.

by laanniiee February 13, 2010

Yousef

Yousefs are the best in the universe. End of conversation.

Yousef is the best

by Yousef abufool May 19, 2018

Yousefing

When you start acting like a mong/retard when you get hyper. Typically seen in people with ADHD or Autism. Sometimes caused by sugar but can also be caused by girls talking to the person.

Charlie : Hey Robbie, what's happening with (insert name here)?

Robbie: Oh he's Yousefing, maybe because he ate a Mars Bar or a fit girl maybe said Hello to him.

Charlie: Alright I'll stay out of his way for a few hours, thanks for the heads up.

by Robzza August 28, 2020