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something redundant that yousef usually says or asks. he usually says it after someone said the same exact thing 2 seconds before him.
random student-"what's a variable?"
teacher-"a variable is a symbol that represents a quantity that may assume any given value or set of values."
2 minutes later:
yousef-"what's a variable?"
teacher-"Heh there you go with your yousefisms."
class-"Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaa"
yousefism by Valerie Margarita December 6, 2006
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Everything Yousef say or do that reflects his unique character, believes and opinions.
“How did you know it was my idea?”
Yousef asks.
“I can feel your yousefism in it,”
yousefism by Valerie 2 September 14, 2020

Yousefing 

When you start acting like a mong/retard when you get hyper. Typically seen in people with ADHD or Autism. Sometimes caused by sugar but can also be caused by girls talking to the person.
Charlie : Hey Robbie, what's happening with (insert name here)?

Robbie: Oh he's Yousefing, maybe because he ate a Mars Bar or a fit girl maybe said Hello to him.

Charlie: Alright I'll stay out of his way for a few hours, thanks for the heads up.
Yousefing by Robzza August 28, 2020

Yousefically

A word used to prove your statement right regardless of what it is. (More accurate than yasminifically)
Yousefically, it is very much correct!
Yousefically by yeismsalt February 5, 2023

layla yousefi 

one who brings unparalleled joy to the lives of others and whose love and humor will live on forever
We will always love and remember Layla Yousefi.

zane yousefi 

Zane yousefi is the funniest person
zane yousefi by Jamie178 September 6, 2021

Yousefs mom 

Oh sweet Jesus she a beauty with that juicy booty gaw damn lord have mercy
Yousefs mom hot

Tits
Yousefs mom by Frisks mom February 8, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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