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Give me your face 

A demand that an opponent submits to one's superiority. To be shouted directly before or after an act of excellent skill during a competition, fight, or day-to-day life.
Derived from Optimus Prime's brutal slaying of The Fallen.
Optimus Prime: Give me your face
*Optimus Prime cuts off the Fallen's face*

*Person 1 scores a perfect victory on Street Fighter 2*
Person 1: Give me your face

Person 2: Give me your face
*Person 2 pots two balls in one shot*

Person 1: Wow, you were really good in there
Person 2: give me your face!

shit up your face 

It is a street slang. You stand up and shit her/his face means "shit up your face"
- you smell like a shit, did some1 shit up your face?
- yeah thats why i hate 69 position all the time!

Dragon deez nuts across your face 

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.
P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"
A one-size-fits-all retort guaranteed to amuse or annoy.

For reasons that elude linguists, sociologists, and recipients alike, the phrase is sometimes held by its proponents to be the greatest comeback ever, and one to which no reply is possible.

Several studies have found a relationship between the humor value of "your face", the number of repetitions, and the average age of the audience. A commonly cited example gives the relationship as:

humor = 2^(n * (1 - abs(13 - age)))

This model predicts that for ages 12-14 "your face" never gets old. For age 13 its humor grows geometrically, hence a sequence of "your face" retorts may only end due to anoxia or exhaustion.

For everyone else "your face" just isn't funny.
Bob: dood, whut up.
Alice: your face is up.
Bob: that's lame.
Alice: your face is lame.
Bob: don't make me come over there.
Alice: don't make me come over your face.
Bob: that's whack.
Alice: your face is whack.
your face by yourfaceislame November 13, 2012

beat your face 

military pushups
Drop down soldier and beat your face twenty times!
beat your face by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022

Rip your face off rally 

This is an extremely painful event. It typically occurs in the stock market, when you just finished getting so leveraged up on full margin with short positions.

The stock market then viciously turns and "heads" up the other direction all while ripping your face physically off. It happens so quickly it is typically only noticed when you look up from your keyboard to ask your trading partner what happened, and he only see's a pair of lips and what used to resemble a face talking to him.

A CNBC contributor, Steve Grasso, is a well known advocate to stopping this disease from spreading.
Hey Billy, is that Melanie Griffith over there or some guy that got his face ripped off in last weeks stock market rally?

rip your face off rally
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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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