yourface 

BEST FREAKIN COMEBACK IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

jeff: hey chris your so ugly

chris: well guess what...........YOURFACE

jeff: *dies*

yourface by smokegrasseatassandsledfast May 16, 2018

myface yourface 

what an older peson / or a technology impaired person calls myspace and facebook

kid : dad just text me or write me on myspace!

dad : i don't know how do do all that texting and tweeting or " myface and yourface ! "

[myface yourface }

myface yourface by dwight mchunglow February 6, 2010

Give me your face 

A demand that an opponent submits to one's superiority. To be shouted directly before or after an act of excellent skill during a competition, fight, or day-to-day life.
Derived from Optimus Prime's brutal slaying of The Fallen.

Optimus Prime: Give me your face
*Optimus Prime cuts off the Fallen's face*

*Person 1 scores a perfect victory on Street Fighter 2*
Person 1: Give me your face

Person 2: Give me your face
*Person 2 pots two balls in one shot*

Person 1: Wow, you were really good in there
Person 2: give me your face!

Give me your face by buskalilly July 3, 2009

shit up your face 

It is a street slang. You stand up and shit her/his face means "shit up your face"

- you smell like a shit, did some1 shit up your face?
- yeah thats why i hate 69 position all the time!

shit up your face by abuzettin imanikilli June 17, 2009

Dragon deez nuts across your face 

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.

P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

Dragon deez nuts across your face by OogaBoogaBruh November 12, 2020

your face

A one-size-fits-all retort guaranteed to amuse or annoy.

For reasons that elude linguists, sociologists, and recipients alike, the phrase is sometimes held by its proponents to be the greatest comeback ever, and one to which no reply is possible.

Several studies have found a relationship between the humor value of "your face", the number of repetitions, and the average age of the audience. A commonly cited example gives the relationship as:

humor = 2^(n * (1 - abs(13 - age)))

This model predicts that for ages 12-14 "your face" never gets old. For age 13 its humor grows geometrically, hence a sequence of "your face" retorts may only end due to anoxia or exhaustion.

For everyone else "your face" just isn't funny.

Bob: dood, whut up.
Alice: your face is up.
Bob: that's lame.
Alice: your face is lame.
Bob: don't make me come over there.
Alice: don't make me come over your face.
Bob: that's whack.
Alice: your face is whack.

your face by yourfaceislame November 13, 2012

beat your face 

military pushups

Drop down soldier and beat your face twenty times!

beat your face by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022