your old
your old by Imadethestupidestdefinition January 6, 2020
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Your old friend blue
A: hey do you remember your old friend blue
E:no I don’t who is blue
A:dude they literally spent every day at your house
E:no I don’t who is blue
A:dude they literally spent every day at your house
Your old friend blue by Rictus the guy February 24, 2019
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your local old man
Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
your local old man by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020
your local old man
Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
your local old man by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020
How old is your grandpa?
A way to ask someone what score they got on a test. Used in the presence of teachers who don't want students sharing their test results.
Prima: Hey Dave, how old is your grandpa?
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.
How old is your grandpa? by Schlang April 16, 2008
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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