You're'nt or yourent, whatever works - The abbreviation for You Are Not. Because if "You Are" makes "You're" and "Are Not" makes "Aren't" why cant they be combined to make one big word?
Yourent gonna pass stat this semester, and neither am i.
Yourent the stupidest kid in our grade, that guy over there is.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"