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twat you one 

The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.
Chris: 'I fucked your mum'
John: 'Well, I'm going to have to twat you one'

twat, i cunt hear you 

a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear
Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."
twat, i cunt hear you by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Twats that you say 

Twats that you say? is a nasty way of answering people, either to be dirty or to pick a fight.
Twats that you say? I cunt hear you. But tits all right. I've got in-fuck-tion in my ear. Bare ass me again.
Twats that you say by JJFoote June 26, 2017

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026