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do you use knee pads? 

when a female is giving a blowjob her knees may be bruised. so you can use this term to ask if some has given a blowjob.
hey ______ do you use knee pads?

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee 

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.
Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees 

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. 

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.