You have me. 

"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.

There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.

Girl: "I LOVE YOU"

Guy: "You have me."

You have me. by anonymous January 22, 2023

you can have me 

to give someone your virginity.

"baby, you can have me"

you can have me by Randy_417 August 1, 2007

You must have me mistaken for some other Bitch

A useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly Triflin Mother Fucker.

TMF: I'm busy working all week. And next week too.
Woman: That shit ain't gonna fly. I'm sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other bitch who will put up with that nonsense. See ya!

You must have me mistaken for some other Bitch by Notorious LIZ September 11, 2009

you have failed me 

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.

you have failed me by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019

Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!

Da half-aggravated "yawning is contagious" protest dat you snortingly direct at a nearby fellow human who is sleepily displaying his tonsils.

Most people know dat you are merely joking when you tell them, "Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!", but saying "Nice tonsils" instead is a bit more fun and pleasant.

Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it! by QuacksO January 21, 2026

Have you met me? 

What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.

Riley: "Kelley, why did you eat the last piece of cake?"
Kelley: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"

Have you met me? by Skippyelvis May 25, 2018

you have stake in me 

you have rights on me.

- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!

you have stake in me by ZJane November 15, 2010