TMF 

Used when someone has Too Much Forehead. Also known as a fivehead.

"Dude, check out that hottie!"

"Naw man, TMF."

TMF by hppeeves May 22, 2009

TMF 

Usually means “The mother fucker” or “this mother fucker” or “That Mother fucker”

- Did you see David?

- Yeah TMF just ignored me though.

TMF by Fatherritz February 22, 2018

TMF 

Short for Too Much Face. A term used by many women that greatly prefer a man with a beard over one without.

Hey Sarah, did you see Justin lately?! Yeah, TMF! He needs to grow that beard back!

TMF by ohtopdx May 11, 2013

TMF 

This Mother Fucker.

TMF is going to get his ass beat.

TMF by Bactria February 6, 2012

tmf 

Today mothafucka
Used when trying to urge someone to move quickly

1. Impatiently waiting for his burger, john yells out "today mothafucka" at the people making his food
2. Friend texts, "wait, i have to change my shoes" you text back, "tmf"

tmf by lovelylucinda September 5, 2013

TMF 

total mind fuck.

Lyss: So did he just play you, or is he into you?
Kels: I dunno dude, that was a TMF.

TMF by kdeuce17 July 28, 2011

tmf 

Too much food.
You've eaten so much food, that you are feeling awful, frustrated and raging.

1. Shouldn't have ate that entire pizza myself.. I feel awful right now! tmf!

2. tmf! fml!

tmf by highlightall April 25, 2011