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roll tide you fucks
roll tide you fucks by XxbachxX September 18, 2016
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you fucks • roll tide you fucks • Have pitty on my cock you fucks. • I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks • [what's up you mother fucks] • stop declining my posts you gay fucks • Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass • I fucks with you • we fucks with you • Fucks with you the long way
Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
Have pitty on my cock you fucks. by Gregor111 July 18, 2018
I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks
The second this is over I am going to be the only person involved here who doesn't regret their actions. I'm going to lead every single person affected against you YouTube cocksuckers. You shows are done. Your influence will by gone. Your manufactured consensus will disappear.
Hym "I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks. One of you is going realize how bad it gets for you and the second the aggrieved parties are able to aggregate one of you will turn on the rest and there will be no sympathy for the rest of you. I'm going to have you bastards looking like the numanuma guy. You're going to be paying your bills wil hypothetical dollars."
I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass
A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.
Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013
[what's up you mother fucks]
a way to address a room full of people, in a public and/or private place, perhaps after one of those " i just don't give a shit" days.
scene: walking into the break room after you've realized the last 4 hours you've been working have produced nothing but shit.
enter room:
person 1: hey bill whats going on
person 2: bill, BILL, billy boy!
person 3: hey billy
bill: (mumbles) yeah um hum... WHAT'S UP YOU MOTHER FUCKS! hows your day asshole? Mine's turned to shit how about that? :promply walk to the vending machine grab your snack in the midst of the silence and go outside to smoke:
enter room:
person 1: hey bill whats going on
person 2: bill, BILL, billy boy!
person 3: hey billy
bill: (mumbles) yeah um hum... WHAT'S UP YOU MOTHER FUCKS! hows your day asshole? Mine's turned to shit how about that? :promply walk to the vending machine grab your snack in the midst of the silence and go outside to smoke:
[what's up you mother fucks] by jadiepoetatie December 9, 2008
stop declining my posts you gay fucks
stop declining my posts you gay fucks by annoying fucker June 18, 2019
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