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you are dead wrong 

when someone can't graduate from school without kissing the principal's cock
if you think you can graduate from this school without kissing my cock.....you are dead wrong
you are dead wrong by hamorabi April 12, 2021

you are already dead 

Omae wa mo shinderiu.
Some anagonist: Your fist are as strong as a mosquito'
Some protagonist: You are already dead( omae wa mo shindeiru)
Some antagonist: NANI?!
(LOUD EARRAPE NOISES)
you are already dead by anonymous February 21, 2018

You are already dead

Hey! That is great! If you want a preview of what that audit is going to look like... Go check out the 'You're already dead' soliloquy from Man of Fire. It's terrific! The delivery was chilling. Ugh 😩 I wish I had that guy's voice! I am going to sound so much less intimidating!
Hym "Yeah, seriously. If you typed the question 'What is Hym going to say to the people he audits?' It would be EXACTLY THAT! EXACTLY that! That exact 'You are already dead' soliloquy from 'Man on Fire' on Netflix. Where he's got the guy tied up the chair? Yes! Imma have to go watch that. Make sure the imposter sees that because that is their future."

hello are you dead yet 

a famous line used by murderers that killed my goldfish and my pikachu use it wisely if i hear you im going to kill you
hello are you dead yet

no

dies

《¤》you《¤》are《¤》dead《¤》 

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😱:《¤》you《¤》are《¤》dead《¤》

If You Are Wholly Sincere, I Will Punch Them Dead In The Mouth

If You Are Wholly Sincere, I Will Punch Them Dead In The Mouth
If You Are Wholly Sincere, I Will Punch Them Dead In The Mouth
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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