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you are ASS by BigMoosh November 14, 2019
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Come ass you are
What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P
Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.
Come ass you are by QuacksO December 29, 2022
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you are ASS • If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday • Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole • Are you assuming my gender • Come ass you are • you sir, are an ass • Are you fucking me in the ass right now? • Are you fucking my ass? • are you fucking shitting my asshole • what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back
Are you fucking my ass?
1: another term for are you fucking kidding me.
2: A queshtions girls use when you stick it in the wrong hole.
2: A queshtions girls use when you stick it in the wrong hole.
1:" denisa totally fucked you in halo"
"Are you fucking my ass"
2: " babe"
"Yea"
"Are you fucking my ass?"
"Are you fucking my ass"
2: " babe"
"Yea"
"Are you fucking my ass?"
Are you fucking my ass? by Alanmakeufeel October 20, 2014
you sir, are an ass
the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. this led to a duel between two people and the person who won got free cornbread!
im a gentleman! so im gonna hit you with this glove and later blow your chest apart! gentlemens game!
you sir, are an ass by colnel May 23, 2004
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere
Are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry
Are you fucking me in the ass right now? by Eisenhower June 25, 2017
Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole
A disorder common among llamas and red heads involving the acts of making Kaitlyn think you are and asshole.
Llama: "Dude why are you eating her cup?"
Devin: "I have that disorder Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole of course, don't you?"
Devin: "I have that disorder Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole of course, don't you?"
Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole by yupman2012 November 23, 2010
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