You absolute
You absolute by Partykiller June 16, 2018
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you absolute nut
you absolute nut by SATAN IS BAE June 12, 2018
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You absolute • You Absolute Heap! • you absolute nut • You Absolute Soggy Flannel • You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus • You get absolutely no bitches • I Agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective. • You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you • Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts • Your absolutely right
You Absolute Heap!
The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"
You Absolute Heap! by Chunderboy October 29, 2010
You Absolute Soggy Flannel
1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid
2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel
2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel
2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel
You Absolute Soggy Flannel by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023
You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus by The person who does things. December 7, 2020
You get absolutely no bitches
A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches
You get absolutely no bitches by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022
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