You absolute is a phrase that can turn any word into an insult if put before the word.
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The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"
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the person gets no fucking female's and should get some
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One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019
Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after
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