by Partykiller June 13, 2018
The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"
by Chunderboy October 28, 2010
by SATAN IS BAE June 2, 2018
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
by The person who does things. December 7, 2020
A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches
by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022
Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
by notjakelmao November 5, 2020
One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019
Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after
by the milk man667 June 13, 2019