You absolute

You absolute is a phrase that can turn any word into an insult if put before the word.

Jim you absolute coat hanger

by Partykiller June 13, 2018

you absolute nut

when you breath

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.

by SATAN IS BAE June 2, 2018

You Absolute Heap!

The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"

You Absolute Heap!

by Chunderboy October 28, 2010

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 5, 2020

Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019

Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

by the milk man667 June 13, 2019