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you a bitch 

urban way of calling someone a bitch
when someone sitting in front of you passes gas and you tap them on the shoulder and say "YOU A BITCH!"
you a bitch by Luke Meier February 10, 2008
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Why are you a bitch

Someone who hates themselves and everyone around them.
Q:Come on Susie why are you a bitch?

A:She hasn't had dick for a week.
Why are you a bitch by WUAB December 4, 2018

Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch 

When you come around looking for money when you're broke but nobody ever sees yo ass when you're rich.
Nigga last month you didn't chill round here at all riding yo' Escalade and shit but now the rent's due and you all up in our grills. Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch.

You'se a Bitch 

A word used when calling out a friend, whether it be for ditching the guys to hang out with their girlfriend, or calling them out for not doing something, thus beibng a coward. It is typically yelled aloud.
Guy 1: " Hey man you still coming out tonight? We are just chillin with the guys and gaming tonight"

Guy 2: " Nah man i can't my girlfriend called, it's "important." maybe next time"

Guy 1: "You'se a bitch!"
You'se a Bitch by AvengerMan September 30, 2009

you’re a bitch 

Basically it’s when someone is saying you’re a female dog, Or it’s just a insult towards a woman if you Called them a female dog which causes them to take “offense”.
Hey girl You’re a bitch
you’re a bitch by angelc tities February 16, 2018

...when you’re a bitch 

This is when you aren’t worthy of fighting. You’re not even worthy of getting your ass kicked. This is when you are a mouthy little maggot who doesn’t know when to shut up and you say the wrong thing to the wrong guy. Then that guy decides to embarrass you and beat your ass with a stapler. He won’t even hit you with it but he’ll put 4 or 5 staples in your ass in front of the viewing public just to embarrass you for the bitch that you are while you cry like a baby. Everyone watching is laughing because this beatdown was a long time coming. You should be ashamed.
Hey Nate! Remember that time when...

Fuck you Ricky! I told you, stop talking or I’ll beat your ass! But you’re not even good enough for that! Because...when you’re a bitch I’m gonna just staple gun your ass. Bitch.

Only the sentence doesn’t really happen. Nate just tags Ricky with a stapler until he cries.

Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch 

What happens when a person buys Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.
Me: Hey, look.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!

We run to the alley

Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
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