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have you seen my new wristwatch 

When you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your balls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your balls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends "hey, have you seen my new wristwatch?" Your friends then look and see your balls on your wrist.
Dude, did you see the new episode of Grey's Anatomy? No, but have you seen my new wristwatch?

Have you seen chef? 

Have you seen Chef is a Filthy Frank reference to the movie Chef created by Jon Favreau. The movie was introduced as a joke in an episode of the Filthy Frank Show called Vomit Cake. It's a pretty good movie.
Have you seen chef? by QuetzTBD December 2, 2016

Have you seen me? fixation 

A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.
I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!

have you seen my turkey? 

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.
Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

Have you seen my baseball? 

A way of asking someone if they are retarded.

A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.
Kat: "One day I'd like to go to college to become an Indian"

Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"

Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust? 

A slightly more PG version of asking if someone is not a virgin. The opposite of asking someone if they've played Fortnite, which is basically asking if they are a virgin.

CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.
Louis: "Have you seen the cannibal holocaust?"
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."