You play
You play by Marvins Pierre July 4, 2018
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you play
When your phone doesn’t want to charge because the charger broke but you have no money to buy a new one sooo you say : You play 😤
you play by Marvins Pierre July 4, 2018
you play too much
When a guy or girl says this to you it can mean two things:
1. You don't take things serious enough
2. You mess around with them too much
1. You don't take things serious enough
2. You mess around with them too much
1. Girl: come here daddy ;)
Boy: girl you play too much :/
2. Girl: tell me how you really feel
Boy: I hate you
Girl: you play too much smh
Boy: girl you play too much :/
2. Girl: tell me how you really feel
Boy: I hate you
Girl: you play too much smh
you play too much by Lmaookay November 16, 2016
you play too much
you play too much by blooming roses January 30, 2019
You play ball like a girl
The worst insult any man can bestow upon another man. The slight utterance of this word will leave another man dead where he stands.
Only use this if the roast sesh you’re having has escalated too far
Only use this if the roast sesh you’re having has escalated too far
Guy 1: “you bob for Apples in the toilet, and you like it”
Guy 2: “you play ball like a girl!”
Guy 1: *collapses*
Guy 2: “you play ball like a girl!”
Guy 1: *collapses*
You play ball like a girl by Dadoof21 March 11, 2018
You play all day
Acting as if you didn't (or don't know) know what the outcome of your actions, a comment, statement, etc. would be; acting unaware
During a conversation....
Person A: **sarcastic tone** "How was I supposed to know she didn't know her dude was cheating on her. He always bragging that his DM be poppin..."
Person B: "You so petty...You play all day!"
Person A: **sarcastic tone** "How was I supposed to know she didn't know her dude was cheating on her. He always bragging that his DM be poppin..."
Person B: "You so petty...You play all day!"
You play all day by SushiFlower October 14, 2016
you play Russian Roulette with a glock
A very advanced insult that is required to use when somebody is doing something that will almost always get them jailed or killed.
Person 1: Bro I'm gonna go clean my toaster in the bathtub, will you go plug it in for me?
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug
you play Russian Roulette with a glock by Very Tall Midget October 28, 2021
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