you’er
you’er by I’m not trying kid March 5, 2018
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You'er Mom Gey
The Godly insults given by thy "smart people" some never truely never understand the real, and harsh words that come from ones lips when saying this insult to another. The only way to truely deflect this harsh, harsh insult is to summon the minds of the gods and reply "no u" it will save you'er life. Only mere mortals do not understand the grammar written to understand the harshness of these insults.
You'er Mom Gey by _You'ermomgey_ April 6, 2018
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you'er such a Tran
a person who will do anything for sleep, this person is so lazy that she will not even get up to feed her 12 kids.
jen: lets go get sushi?
Tran: no i have to sleep!
jen: but its only 4 PM.
tran: i know im burning day light.
jen: wow "you'er such a Tran" O:
Tran: no i have to sleep!
jen: but its only 4 PM.
tran: i know im burning day light.
jen: wow "you'er such a Tran" O:
you'er such a Tran by jen jen123 November 22, 2010
how are you-er
When someone, more an online acquaintance than a close friend, greets you on facebook chat or another messaging service with a 'hi, how are you?' and then proceeds to say nothing else (occasionally a 'what are you up to?' MAY follow).
how are you-er: hey
how are you-er: hows it going?
you: good
you: you?
how are you-er: good
<5 minutes>
how are you-er: what are you up to?
you: DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU DONT HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. I ONLY ADDED YOU AS A FRIEND SO I CAN STALK YOUR HOT FRIENDS PICS.
how are you-er: hows it going?
you: good
you: you?
how are you-er: good
<5 minutes>
how are you-er: what are you up to?
you: DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU DONT HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. I ONLY ADDED YOU AS A FRIEND SO I CAN STALK YOUR HOT FRIENDS PICS.
how are you-er by Vikingnz March 28, 2011
you got 'er
Canadianism, short for "you've got her." In this case, the "her" often refers to a specific goal, particularly following a menial task.
you got 'er by Tom Megginson October 17, 2005
one shotter you got 'er
Once the girl drinks one shot, she instantly becomes a slut and or whore. Than anyone there has a legitimate shot and walking home with some poon.
"Our friend Emily who lives downstairs is a one shotter you got 'er. Yeah I even heard she got with Pat!"
one shotter you got 'er by Bob Dylan 420 January 6, 2010
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