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You're not that real

A phrase commonly uttered by tools.
Paul: I'm going to hit you, you tool.
Sean: You're not that real.
Paul hits Sean
You're not that real by smb021 February 29, 2008

You're just "that guy" 

This is used when someone has an overwhelming amount of rizz and is basically a gigachad.
I don't get it man, every chick for some reason gets real flirty with me and their boyfriends are getting mad at it for me

You're just "that guy" buddy.
He's just "THAT GUY" buddy. And you ain't it unfortunately.

You're Not That Real

A phrase responding to someone's ridiculous threat or claim in which they will do something "shocking"
John- "I'm so mad at that cop, I'm gonna roundhouse kick him in the face"

Bob- "You won't do it! You're not that real!"

you're just saying that 

how you respond when someone gives you a false compliment/says something out of politeness and you want to let them know you're onto them.

can be said either jokingly or seriously.

often followed by a) "I really mean it!" or b) a lengthier explanation comprised of dead air and bs.
a) girl 1: OMG you look so fabulous in that dress!
girl 2: aww, hon i know you're just saying that!
girl 1: no babe, i really mean it!

b) boy: i love you.
girl: puhleeze, you're just saying that.
boy: boo, i love you like the stars and the moon and the sun... (continued bullshit)

You're gonna get that sometimes 

It is a response to any statement. Often where the person being told the statement doesn't care about it.
Tony says, "Hey Matt, I just got hit by a bus." Matt responds, "You're gonna get that sometimes"

You’re The One That I Want 

I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
'Cause the power you're supplying
It's electrifying!
You better shape up (do-do-do)
'Cause I need a man (do-do-do)
And my heart is set on you (and my heart is set on you)
You better shape up (do-do-do)
You better understand (do-do-do)
To my heart I must be true
Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do (ooh)
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
You’re The One That I Want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed)
If you're filled with affection
You're too shy to convey
Meditate in my direction
Feel your way
I better shape up
'Cause you need a man, I need a man
Who can keep me satisfied
I better shape up (do-do-do)
If I'm gonna prove, you better prove
That my faith is justified, are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure down deep inside
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (oh, yes, indeed)
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed), ooh-ooh!
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (oh, yes, indeed)
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh...
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