you're pissed

What you say to someone when they tell you something bad happened to them. Can be used to replace that sucks!.

Brian: Some dog wandered into my garage last night and pissed all over my Razor scooter...
John: You're pissed.

by Brandon444 October 19, 2008

You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

by amyy.graceyy :) October 19, 2010

you're the piss in my pants

used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends

Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants

by lmaocity July 20, 2016

You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

by Ru_ox May 14, 2023