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Yosbani is a sweet and adorable person,

They're hot, amazing and loveable.

But they can get mad sometimes.

Yosbani is overall the best friend you could have or even more.. Everybody loves a Yosbani not only because of their actions and their looks but also because of how smart they are. Yosbani is a very smart person. Yosbani is the best!
Person 1: Wow I would really wanna date that guy!

Person 2: I know right, they must be a Yosbani!!
yosbani by www.simp.com :/ November 21, 2021
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A word that originates from Montgomery County, Maryland, that is used to express sadness or displeasure

Another word for "screwed"
"Jeremy was yobanized because he got an E on his quiz. Dumbass."

"Nick was yobanized when his parents found out he was watching porn on the internet."

"Dude, Ashley yobanized me so hard in bed last night."
Yobanized by AssCheek500 April 10, 2013
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Yosmani is a nice caring person but somtimes can be a little annoying, he's always willing to do stupid things that cause a scene. Yosmani will always be tempted to make a side comment during a conversation. Some girls like him and some dont but he doesn't care half the time and if he knows you like him he'll mess with you a lot.
Person 1: I kind of like yosmani.

Person 2: than tell him.

Person 1: ok
Yosmani by Crazy_J@lynn June 21, 2017

Yosbanny 

A Yosbanny is someone who is very shy around his family he is not close to but with his friends and his close family he is this goofy, funny, down to earth person. He always gets good grades even though he doesn't try and when he gets bad grades he still doesn't care. His friends and family know him as Yos but don't get on his bad side he is not afraid to beat the shit out of you. He hides his feelings VERY good if he likes you you would never know it because he is so good of hiding it.
Girl 1: OMG who is that I have never seen him before

Girl 2: Oh that's Yosbanny he is very shy that's why

Girl1: Oh
Yosbanny by Ugly_Girl_Vianca_1213 October 30, 2020
he’s a real one
yosvani is so real.
yosvani by meYazz April 23, 2021
Yobani is a guy who has giant horse cock he is a very kind guy and has a really nice smile he likes to make everyone smile even when he's upset he is all though they are a quiet person they really have this great sense of humor
Wow yobani is a cool chill person
Yobani by Thesidekicker November 22, 2021
A strange, hispanic/white/asian/everything else except black boy.
That kid is very Yobani.
Yobani by Ctina_lil_azn October 25, 2009
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