The Yoglert is a type of gnome that came into existence long ago. The Yoglert can most closely physically be related to the main character from the hit 1980's series "David the Gnome."
The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.

Him: "Hey honey! While we're on this long stretch of highway, why don't we stop at this Yoglert stand and buy some of their crappy yogurt?"
Her: "No."

Yoglert by InSilverFlames1 October 6, 2008

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Yorgle • Yargle • yoogle • yougle • yoggles • yoglette • yongle • Yordle • Yorge • Yorleni

yorgelis

A girl with beautiful hazel eyes. Always with a smile on her face. Has a amazing singing voice. There's a possibility there's only one yorgelis in the world, but she's gorgeous, sexy, funny, charming, crazy a little bit but she's a gift. The person who has her is very lucky because that person has a huge smile on there face and proud to show her off. When she laughs so makes everyone laugh, she makes everyone's day. She always has goals for her life and they all will succeed. She don't need make up or fancy clothes to look gorgeous. She's gorgeous with her sweat pants and sweat and curly hair. No one will be like yorgelis because she's unique and only for one person.

Person 1: I want yorgelis already

Person 2: watch out she's like a thin piece of glass. That's how gorgeous she is.

yorgelis by CrayCray9317 March 14, 2017

Yorgey Shuffle

A sexual move where you fuck the girl standing and having her bent over the bed. You fully pull out and re-enter 6 times while shuffling back and forth in the process. This is considered 1 Yorgey Shuffle.

Dude, Jerry pulled off 12 Yorgey Shuffle's last night!

Yorgey Shuffle by CrazyGlueGuy January 25, 2011

Yorge

A mispronunciation of the name George.

Mother in Law: hey Yorge, goo morning

George: good morning (grunt)

Yorge by aboomabu January 13, 2011

yoglett

A very insulting insult used by highly intellectual person(s). This insult may be too powerful and could destroy someone in one single blow. This word should only be used by only people capable to endure the pain of being called a "yoglett"

Friend: you're such a yoglett

Friend #2: how could you *dies*

yoglett by Simply Swag March 5, 2018

Yarglesnough

Emotion:: Pronounced *yar-gul-snof-*; A word used when angry, commonly accepted as a profanity word and as a very strong people stopper!

Person one: Did you do yesterday's homework?
Person two: We had homework? YARGLESNOUGH,THAT *******!

Yarglesnough by Bridget(: February 6, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026