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The Yoglert is a type of gnome that came into existence long ago. The Yoglert can most closely physically be related to the main character from the hit 1980's series "David the Gnome."
The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.
Him: "Hey honey! While we're on this long stretch of highway, why don't we stop at this Yoglert stand and buy some of their crappy yogurt?"
Her: "No."
Yoglert by InSilverFlames1 October 6, 2008
Related Words
Yorgle Yargle yoogle yougle yoggles Yurgle yoglette yongle Yordle Yorge
A girl with beautiful hazel eyes. Always with a smile on her face. Has a amazing singing voice. There's a possibility there's only one yorgelis in the world, but she's gorgeous, sexy, funny, charming, crazy a little bit but she's a gift. The person who has her is very lucky because that person has a huge smile on there face and proud to show her off. When she laughs so makes everyone laugh, she makes everyone's day. She always has goals for her life and they all will succeed. She don't need make up or fancy clothes to look gorgeous. She's gorgeous with her sweat pants and sweat and curly hair. No one will be like yorgelis because she's unique and only for one person.
Person 1: I want yorgelis already

Person 2: watch out she's like a thin piece of glass. That's how gorgeous she is.
yorgelis by CrayCray9317 March 14, 2017

Yorgey Shuffle 

A sexual move where you fuck the girl standing and having her bent over the bed. You fully pull out and re-enter 6 times while shuffling back and forth in the process. This is considered 1 Yorgey Shuffle.
Dude, Jerry pulled off 12 Yorgey Shuffle's last night!
Yorgey Shuffle by CrazyGlueGuy January 25, 2011
A mispronunciation of the name George.
Mother in Law: hey Yorge, goo morning

George: good morning (grunt)
Yorge by aboomabu January 13, 2011
A very insulting insult used by highly intellectual person(s). This insult may be too powerful and could destroy someone in one single blow. This word should only be used by only people capable to endure the pain of being called a "yoglett"
Friend: you're such a yoglett

Friend #2: how could you *dies*
yoglett by Simply Swag March 5, 2018

Yarglesnough 

Emotion:: Pronounced *yar-gul-snof-*; A word used when angry, commonly accepted as a profanity word and as a very strong people stopper!
Person one: Did you do yesterday's homework?
Person two: We had homework? YARGLESNOUGH,THAT *******!
Yarglesnough by Bridget(: February 6, 2009