yonkus

An uninvited guest.

When the guy in the blue dress walked in to the biker bar, all conversation stopped except for the obvious question, "Who the fuck is this yonkus?"

yonkus by A-row May 15, 2003

Yonkus toes

Noun:

A set of sweaty, crusty, filthy elongated, swollen fungal infected toes

Plural

Yonkified : a single toe that is Yonkus

“yo max put some socks on them Yonkus toes”

“Bradley I must say that singular toe of yours looks rather Yonkified after you toe fucked that 1/10 monster”

Yonkus toes by Bovimarket November 17, 2021

Yonkes 

Yonkes is an informal (slang) Spanish word used for junk and/or junk-yards. Yonkes does NOT refer to "Yankees" as some monolingual English people erroneously assume. This word is iconic at Chicano Park in Barrio Logan, San Diego, CA thanks to a civil-rights-era mural that reads "Varrio Si, Yonkes No." Meaning "yes to community, no to junk-yards." This was in response to the City of San Diego's decision to zone junk-yards in a heavily Mexican community during the 1960's.

Spanish: Vamos a los yonkes a comprar unas partes para mi carro.
English: Let's go to the junk-yards to buy some parts for my car.

Yonkes by juancalcala July 19, 2011

YONKS 

a long time

I went out with her for yonks

YONKS by dilbert scrunchie May 14, 2003

Yonks 

An extrememly long time. (noun)

Dude, I haven't spoken to you in yonks!

Yonks by HLNT October 19, 2004

Yankus 

Usually defined as the "funny man" always yankin' us at the parties. Or the man yanking somebodies chain with a funny joke.

That dude sure was a "Yankus" at that social event, he had me laughing the whole night.

Yankus by Big Old Sausage January 21, 2011

yonks 

a very long time, usually a number of years

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)

yonks by Chris September 18, 2005