A guy who is very quiet at times but also very nice, he is loving and caring and will always be there to protect his family, but he will get annoyed very easily so try not to annoy him or else he'll throw you on a table, also he is always there for you and will make your day better, but when ever is at home he is very goofy and lazy and has a hentai addiction that haunts him so make sure not to mention hentai near him.

Person:Hey yonic I'm sad my girlfriend broke up with me

Yonic:damn that sucks man dont worry bro me and your homies and hear for you.
At home
Person:hey tonic I'm sad my girlfriend broke up with me

Yonic;LOL imagine having your girlfriend leave you

Yonic by Joe megamind November 23, 2021

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yonic pretzel

Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.

Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"
Man: "A negative what?"
Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"
Man: "Ok....."

yonic pretzel by WwOoMmEeNn June 3, 2009

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Yonic yawner

Person who is meticulosy boring and a wussie, they are not risky frisky but rather play it safe and be in the act of total rejection for any down ass things

I wanted to go sky diving with adam,but instead he decided to be a yonic yawner and stay at home.

Yonic yawner by Chickenwingeyeliner August 8, 2016

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yonisise

Vaginal exercising

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.

yonisise by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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