A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious
demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no
tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to
live life as of there really is no tomorrow.
A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.