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A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.

A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.
"YOLO, Yolo!"

Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."
Yolonda by Bri-Kawaii August 12, 2014
Related Words
A covert acronym meaning "You Only Live Once, Nigga. Dat's All."
Person A: "I failed all my classes this semester."
Person B: "Yolonda"
yolonda by MahGinnah June 10, 2013
A black chick with a very large clit.
oh look at that yolonda!..
yolonda by xxxmexxxme July 10, 2010

Yolonation 

When everyone shuts the hell up and yolo's quietly.
Finally, some yolonation so I can sleep!
Yolonation by A Really Bored Friend November 27, 2012

Yologasm 

A Yologasm is when you have unprotected sex and have an orgasm with a stranger/someone you barely know
Person A: did you have a good time at the club last night?
Person B: yeah I had the best yologasm ever
Yologasm by TheSexGod102 February 8, 2014
A BISEXUAL KING
a.k.a (Min Yoongi) from the korean boy band BTS.
"Suga's lyrics in Cypher Pt 3: "Like you all know, my voice turns people on. Whether it be men or women, my flexible tongue movements will send them to Hong Kong with my raps." (Sending people to Hong Kong meaning giving them amazing orgasms)"
Me: OMG (YOONGAY) SAID THAT!!1 WE LOVE A BISEXUAL KING
Yoongay by sebbastian June 28, 2018