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Yorktown Shake and Bake 

A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.

If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.

This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.
Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)

Yorktown High School 

The whitest rich kid school ever where everyone gets a MacBook and there is a pool, but they will bitch abt the swim unit cause they are privileged af. All of the guys are fuckboy laxer dudes who think they are a 10 when they are really a -3 and the girls are stupid hoes especially the dance team which is a white popular girl cult. The whole school juuls and there is a party every single week cause their rich parents couldn’t give a crap abt them. Somehow the whole school gets a 4.2 GPA bc everything in Arlington is a competition.
Oh you go to Yorktown High School you must be a spoiled brat.
Yorktown High School by quackyduck22 November 15, 2018

yorktown heights 

Average Westchester town, less money than Bedford, more than Peekskill.
At a Yorktown party, you see Jettas and Jeeps. At a Chappaqua party, you see BMW's and Benz's.
yorktown heights by John March 12, 2005

Yorktown NY 

A small town in Westchester where all the kids sit around and hate on Somers , NY because they think they are better than them. They are known as the Corn Huskers and there mascot is corn and is the worst mascot in mascot history. Last but not least they go to state championships and lose, how tragic.
wow, look he is bringing a poster about Somers killing various rappers he must be from Yorktown NY
Yorktown NY by Jillsomers123 December 22, 2018

Yorktown Heights 

A town in which everything and everyone are judged and once you are you live with it until you leave high school. About 90% of the kids living in Yorktown Heights are Wiggers, Albanians, or Italians, claiming to have moved to Y.H. from various "hoods". The rising of "Goths" is also beginning to take notice in Yorktown Heights. Unfortunately, Yorktown Heights isn't very tolerant of other ethnicities, races, religions, or orientations. Like I stated earlier, society in Yorktown Heights will judge you for every little thing you do, so watch your back. Contrary to popular belief, Yorktown Heights isn't filled to the brim with snobby, rich, greedy assholes. Y.H. is in Westchester County, yes, but there are poor parts of Yorktown Heights, too, just like any other area in the U.S. There is a high level of police presence and there are many drug related and violence related crimes that are committed in Yorktown Heights. On a separate note, Yorktown Heights has sweet Lacrosse, Football, and Baseball teams that have won and are still winning multiple New York State Championships, just look at our High School Gymnasium!
Wigger - Hey yo dawg ju wanna go dewntewn to dat firamens canival in Yorktown Heights gangsta?!?!?

Normal Guy - What the hell are you saying man?!

Wigger - Nah nah man im down wit da set up in dis mothafucka man!!!

Normal Guy - OK see ya dude...

Yorktown Streetsweeper 

When a couple, usually a promiscuous gay couple, is engaging in intercourse and the index finger and thumb are inserted into the anus of either partner, and then used to apply a "Titty twister" to the opposite partner. (Usually done while fingers are dripping in feces for full effect.)
"I gave Dave the best yorktown streetsweeper he's ever had - his prostate practically burst."
Yorktown Streetsweeper by Paul F January 12, 2004