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yo momma
"Please tell us who the first president of the USA was?"
"Yo momma"
"Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test"
"Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma!"
"Yo momma"
"Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test"
"Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma!"
yo momma by Mrs. Schnider February 24, 2004
Yo momma
“What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.
“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!
“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!
Yo momma by A WHITE GUY April 28, 2019
yo momma
Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma
yo momma by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004
yo momma
A person (who should be a female) who gave birth to you and in theese days is the center of all jokes and is used when the answer to something is very simple (maybe even writen above your head) but you want to include someones mom in some nerds are even offended by them
"Hey whatcha doin"
"yo momma"
nerd: "hi what are yo doing"
bob: "yo momma!"
nerd: hey thats not nice my moms nice and wouln't sleep with you im telling"
"yo momma"
nerd: "hi what are yo doing"
bob: "yo momma!"
nerd: hey thats not nice my moms nice and wouln't sleep with you im telling"
yo momma by flipy dee do dah May 16, 2007
yo momma
Stupid, it the lady that gave birth to you. You should know that, so I don't know why you are looking it up.
yo momma by Dubbs Weisshaar December 28, 2005
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