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Yissed is more than being just pissed. More like a “push me out of a window already” kind of pissed. You’re SO pissed off you couldn’t be bothered to write or pronounce the word pissed correctly.
I’m SO yissed rn
yissed by Asaprissa January 20, 2018
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Verb
Pronounced Yāss - d

Typically used in New England snow sports vernacular;
To wipe out in a grand or entertaining fashion, specially as a result of the unexpected snow conditions found on New England ski slopes.
*Friend fucking eats it out of nowhere*
Me: Yo you good?
Friend: I hit an divot and it double ejected my skis.
Me: How’d you not see it?
Friend: Dude the light’s so flat I can’t fucking see a thing.
Me: Bruh you got fucking yassed.
Friend: Bruh my lower back got fucking yassed. I’m done for the day.
Yassed by Taytaysmizzle June 4, 2019
Related Words
yissed yossed yussed Yissel Yassed Yessed yisse Yissela yissele yisseli
To throw something unannounced or throw yourself into something, can also be used to describe making food
“Oh my god! Julia just yossed herself off the dock”
“I yossed myself some food today, it was amazing”
“Did you see the way she just yossed that chicken?!”
Yossed by Julia Dickinson August 10, 2020
A very talented Young Girl. Incredible Personality And a very loyal friend. you would be lucky to have her in your life.
I love having yissel as a sister.
Yissel by Kyuubi123 May 19, 2011
To be belligerently drunk off your ass
Jack: damn did u see pat?
Kevin: nah what happened
Jack: kids yossed he was eating pizza off a comb
yossed by snorat July 30, 2016

yissette 

A beautiful amazing person that will always be by your side. Yissettes like to party until they drop.
yissette
yissette by panda23 June 9, 2014
You’re gonna get yossed at the game tomorrow.
yossed by Bluecornchips202 June 10, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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