blending 'yolked', extreme physical fitness, and 'geeked', being tweaked out of your god damn mind. it is properly exclaimed with the same energy as the "yeet".
"I can't believe we managed to defeat Grog the level18 bridge troll, that dude is absolutely YEEKED!"
An Yzekiel is a very radiant person; they've got a smile brighter than the sun and a laugh more beautiful than any song. You could say they're the poem you've been wanting to write, maybe even a magnum opus of the gods, if you wish. They're definitely someone who can mesmerize you with their intelligence and wit, and make you fall in love with a single hello.
God, I think I'm in love with Yzekiel. Can't be too sure, but he makes me feel things. I hope he can wait for until I'm ready, though.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).