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A fictitious drug that is insanely dangerous and if one were to even take one sniff of it they would die on the spot. It consists of meth, cheese, cocaine, heroine, pot, marijuana,weed, tylenol am, tylenol pm, nyquil, benadryl patches, crushed cigarettes, crushed flintstone vitamins and nicotine.
Hey want some Yazzer?
OMG are you fucking joking that stuff is crazy!
Yazzer by Bobszhi April 16, 2009
Related Words
affirmative.

a way of saying "yes"
"are you watching best week ever right now?"
"yizzerd, homie"
yizzerd by rickalus January 23, 2006
A nickname for one of the most hottest people on this earth. She's stunning, sexy, and beautiful. She's one hot bitch. She's funny, outgoing, crazy and wild. She's intelligent and amazing all around. She's got a nice ass, and a nice rack. You'd be hella lucky to see this girl in a bikini. Anyone who dates her has the best experience of their life. This girl is so amazing, there are no words to describe her. She has tons of friends and tends to be the center of her group/ the more "popular" one. This girl is no hoe. She has her standards and if she let's you date her, you are one lucky man. She's so fine, she makes girls wanna turn lesbo. She smells so good... This girl get's all the compliments in the world. Her face is like a godess, and she has an amazing voice. This girl can sing, dance, and act. Damn, tripple treat plus extra bonuses! Don't mess with this girl, her friends will back her up. This mixed chick is one hot as yellow bone. When I see her, all I can say is... "Damn."
John: Damn man, Yazzers just walked by. I'm tryinn not to stare but... damn.. look at her ass..

Tom: Man, I feel you on that one. I can't wait till we go to the water park this weekend. She's got a killer body.

John: Shit, I think I just got a boner from that image.

Tom: Me too man.. Me too.
Yazzers by Lover97 November 13, 2010
A term that originated from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force used to trick friends that can sometimes cause your harddrive to crash.
rofl: did you yzzerdd chris yet?

lol: yeah but he just called and said his harddrive crashed and he said he's going to beat our asses tommarow

rofl: FUCK!
yzzerdd by Mtchell June 14, 2008
Similar to jizzed or ejaculated it means to come in a volatile fashion usually due to an extremely magnificent outcome.
This weed is so good I think I just yazzed myself.
yazzed by Yazzington Razzlemaboo December 29, 2008
fucked up; drunk off your ass like Slamdunk Yazzerbrann
Damn son, last night I was straight yazzed off that capt.
yazzed by Jimmy Materbury December 9, 2006
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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