yazzerd

in slang, combining the words "you heard" in urban form. commonly used along with fo shizzle

Looks like you're going to the wild, wild west.
YAZZERD!

by erika May 13, 2005

Yazzer

A fictitious drug that is insanely dangerous and if one were to even take one sniff of it they would die on the spot. It consists of meth, cheese, cocaine, heroine, pot, marijuana,weed, tylenol am, tylenol pm, nyquil, benadryl patches, crushed cigarettes, crushed flintstone vitamins and nicotine.

Hey want some Yazzer?
OMG are you fucking joking that stuff is crazy!

by Bobszhi April 16, 2009

yizzerd

affirmative.

a way of saying "yes"

"are you watching best week ever right now?"
"yizzerd, homie"

by rickalus January 23, 2006

Yazzers

A nickname for one of the most hottest people on this earth. She's stunning, sexy, and beautiful. She's one hot bitch. She's funny, outgoing, crazy and wild. She's intelligent and amazing all around. She's got a nice ass, and a nice rack. You'd be hella lucky to see this girl in a bikini. Anyone who dates her has the best experience of their life. This girl is so amazing, there are no words to describe her. She has tons of friends and tends to be the center of her group/ the more "popular" one. This girl is no hoe. She has her standards and if she let's you date her, you are one lucky man. She's so fine, she makes girls wanna turn lesbo. She smells so good... This girl get's all the compliments in the world. Her face is like a godess, and she has an amazing voice. This girl can sing, dance, and act. Damn, tripple treat plus extra bonuses! Don't mess with this girl, her friends will back her up. This mixed chick is one hot as yellow bone. When I see her, all I can say is... "Damn."

John: Damn man, Yazzers just walked by. I'm tryinn not to stare but... damn.. look at her ass..

Tom: Man, I feel you on that one. I can't wait till we go to the water park this weekend. She's got a killer body.

John: Shit, I think I just got a boner from that image.

Tom: Me too man.. Me too.

by Lover97 November 13, 2010

yzzerdd

A term that originated from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force used to trick friends that can sometimes cause your harddrive to crash.

rofl: did you yzzerdd chris yet?

lol: yeah but he just called and said his harddrive crashed and he said he's going to beat our asses tommarow

rofl: FUCK!

by Mtchell June 14, 2008

yazzed

Similar to jizzed or ejaculated it means to come in a volatile fashion usually due to an extremely magnificent outcome.

This weed is so good I think I just yazzed myself.

by Yazzington Razzlemaboo December 29, 2008

yazzed

fucked up; drunk off your ass like Slamdunk Yazzerbrann

Damn son, last night I was straight yazzed off that capt.

by Jimmy Materbury December 9, 2006