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Similar to jizzed or ejaculated it means to come in a volatile fashion usually due to an extremely magnificent outcome.
This weed is so good I think I just yazzed myself.
yazzed by Yazzington Razzlemaboo December 29, 2008
Words you can keep
fucked up; drunk off your ass like Slamdunk Yazzerbrann
Damn son, last night I was straight yazzed off that capt.
yazzed by Jimmy Materbury December 9, 2006
Related Words
yazzed yazeed Yazed Yazzer Yazed up Yuzzed yazzerd yazzid Yazzled yizzed

yazed up 

When you are mentally or emotionally confused by a girl you want to be with.
Mann, she's got me all yazed up.
yazed up by Childish Dreams April 6, 2017
Coolest, most sexeist guy in the world....it is an honor to be a yazeed...Yazeed also has a gigantic cock and attracts all the babes
Damn I wish I was a Yazeed.
yazeed by Mr. Bob February 25, 2005
A fictitious drug that is insanely dangerous and if one were to even take one sniff of it they would die on the spot. It consists of meth, cheese, cocaine, heroine, pot, marijuana,weed, tylenol am, tylenol pm, nyquil, benadryl patches, crushed cigarettes, crushed flintstone vitamins and nicotine.
Hey want some Yazzer?
OMG are you fucking joking that stuff is crazy!
Yazzer by Bobszhi April 16, 2009
Look over there, Logan is so yuzzed.”
Yuzzed by Sage.bb October 13, 2022
A nickname for one of the most hottest people on this earth. She's stunning, sexy, and beautiful. She's one hot bitch. She's funny, outgoing, crazy and wild. She's intelligent and amazing all around. She's got a nice ass, and a nice rack. You'd be hella lucky to see this girl in a bikini. Anyone who dates her has the best experience of their life. This girl is so amazing, there are no words to describe her. She has tons of friends and tends to be the center of her group/ the more "popular" one. This girl is no hoe. She has her standards and if she let's you date her, you are one lucky man. She's so fine, she makes girls wanna turn lesbo. She smells so good... This girl get's all the compliments in the world. Her face is like a godess, and she has an amazing voice. This girl can sing, dance, and act. Damn, tripple treat plus extra bonuses! Don't mess with this girl, her friends will back her up. This mixed chick is one hot as yellow bone. When I see her, all I can say is... "Damn."
John: Damn man, Yazzers just walked by. I'm tryinn not to stare but... damn.. look at her ass..

Tom: Man, I feel you on that one. I can't wait till we go to the water park this weekend. She's got a killer body.

John: Shit, I think I just got a boner from that image.

Tom: Me too man.. Me too.
Yazzers by Lover97 November 13, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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