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The act of speaking without discretion at length to an uninterested audience resulting in discomfort, annoyance, and/or discontent. yap derives from the annoying bark produced by small dog.
many other terms or "portmanteaus" incorporate "yapping"
Yapanese: when someone yaps so much they appear to no longer be speaking English

Yapathon: when a person yaps so extensively they could have ran 42 km or 26 miles during their tangent
Yapghanistan: to yap so much that it could be considered as an act of terrorism
Man 1: yes so my daughter just got a good VCE result i'm so proud next week the wife and I...
Man 2: okay buddy quit yapping this ain't yapghanistan here we speak English not yapanese, now beat it pal!
Yapping by Man glaser August 16, 2023
Related Words
yapui • yapping • yappin • Yappie • Yasui • yaqui • Yahui • Yappinator • Yappiness • Yappit

Yappity Yap 

Another form of yapping, usually a teacher when she/he is talking for 90% of the class and not actually teaching anything useful while doing so.
Look at this, again with this yappity yap, can this teacher teach and not yap for the majority of the class?
Yappity Yap by jak3zuki October 13, 2023

Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder 

A residual mental illness caused by chronic exposure to the high-pitched, pneumatic barking of small dogs belonging to one’s neighbors.
I am slowly but surely getting some distance from this Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder; I’ve noticed a decrease in my hypervigilance to sound since I removed myself from the noisy old neighborhood that was heavily populated by an army of tiny yappers who reacted to every single sound throughout those days and nights.

yappitorium

A canine gymnasium designed to be a type of day treatment facility for unmanageable neighborhood dogs that bark all day long and drive neighbors out of their minds.
I set up the yappitorium, calling it “Happy Doggy Day Care” and passed out free coupons to my immediate neighbors until that fine day arrived that I could lay in my hammock all day long reading a book and listening to the birds chirp softly.
yappitorium by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

Yip yapping

A: Do you know what happens to us when we die?

B: I'm gonna go pick my shoes while you lie there yip yapping about life.
Yip yapping by Namastedoston July 21, 2016
can i be your yapri?
yapri by idek_at_this_point May 24, 2021
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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