A canine gymnasium designed to be a
type of day treatment facility for unmanageable neighborhood
dogs that bark all day
long and drive neighbors out of their minds.
I set up the yappitorium, calling it “
Happy Doggy Day Care” and passed out free coupons to my immediate neighbors until that fine day arrived that I could lay in my hammock all day
long reading a book and listening to the birds
chirp softly.