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The largest planet of the white star known as hubulygubuly
Yakm is a pretty planet.
yakm by Me,this dude, right here September 16, 2018
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Yakmen; these are people who know A LOT about snow. Not to be mistaken for someone who is part yak, part man.
Person 1: *doing winter crossword puzzle* ''What's a person who knows a lot about snow?"
Person 2: "It's eskimo, duhhh!"
Person 3: "No! It's Yakmen! Obviously." *eyeroll*
Yakmen by wizkeisha December 20, 2019
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Slang for genitals such as the penis or vagina
I pee out of my yakmule
yakmule by streakofblue April 13, 2010

Yakmeister 

When someone shows up to a party and drinks more than he/she can handle.

Not knowing their limits, they end up puking on your lawn or in your bathroom; possibly for a prolonged period of time.
Katy: Did you see Sam last night? He thought he could down 5 shots of whisky and then turned into a total yakmeister. He was puking all over the lawn!

Steph: What a loser.

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Jagermeister to yakmeister.
Yakmeister by vero k. July 24, 2009

Yakmeister 

Someone who drinks way to much,throws up multiples times, in conjecture with jagermeister. May even lock themselves out of their own room.
Stef: Sam could not handle her scandle and threw up five times last night.

Tony: She's the yakmeister !
Yakmeister by 9449 November 5, 2012
speed, crank, crystal, meth, shards, SHIT!, the most dissgusting substance on earth
aghhhh man i did so much yakmore lastnight i feel like a fuckin zombie
yakmore by Lue Trujillo November 14, 2003
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