Yaffle 

English slang from the Westcountry where it means to eat noisily, greedily and rapidly without paying any attention to table manners, the quality of the food or the effect on other diners. The process is usually interspersed with grunts, belches and slobbering and would put a starving hyena to shame.

"Did you see Malcolm yaffle those cream cakes? I thought I'd puke!"

Yaffle by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Yaffle 

Uncommon English name for the European Green Woodpecker, immatative of it's laugh-like call (technically urban, you get them in green areas of town)

Yaffle

Yaffle by Bell July 26, 2003

yaffle 

A Newfoundland term used to describe an armload of sticks or fish.

It is now used interchangeably to describe an accumulation of anything.

"She was carrying a yaffle of books to school today"

"The university has a yaffle of research projects underway"

yaffle by Bumbletoot February 22, 2009

Yaffle 

Yaffle: Spaeaking loudly to foreigners as if it somehow makes you easier to understand.

A foreign person come up to you pointing at a map and saying the name of the place in a foreign accent and you start shouting directions at them. Yaffle

Yaffle by jphw March 24, 2009

Yaffle 

to give oral sex to a male (a good cock suck)

to yaffle the yougart cannon

Yaffle by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

yaffle 

v. yaffling, yaffled; to waffle in an officious, patronising and anally-retentive way. After the Bagpuss character Professor Yaffle

The boss was yaffling on about the mugs not being on saucers again! Yaffle, yaffle, yaffle! I'm sick of it!

yaffle by DanEvans April 6, 2010

yaffle daffle 

A word of exclamation to be employed when one is socially obliged to say something but isn't sure if he or she should respond positively, negatively or neutrally. When one wants to show something is notable but lacks infomation on what attitude to form about it.

Husband: How was your day, honey?
Wife: It was pretty average.
Husband: Yaffle daffle.

yaffle daffle by Honourmemberofyd May 11, 2009