Yaffee

Maxwells rat best friend, they also dont know how to shut the fuck up and they both act like they werent best friends with an emo

"EW DUDE IS THAT A RAT?"
"No it's just yaffee bro"

by smolgee November 10, 2022

money shot Yaffee

In a gay porno, the guy who gets cum in his eye.

check out the money shot in yaffee's eye

by Yaffee May 6, 2005

money shot Yaffee

yaffee is the best he gets all the chicks

yaffee gets a chick when ever he wants one

by Yaffee May 9, 2005

Yaffle

English slang from the Westcountry where it means to eat noisily, greedily and rapidly without paying any attention to table manners, the quality of the food or the effect on other diners. The process is usually interspersed with grunts, belches and slobbering and would put a starving hyena to shame.

"Did you see Malcolm yaffle those cream cakes? I thought I'd puke!"

by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Yaffed it up

v. Yaffed (rhymes with laughed) use in place of fucked. Describes the general screwing up of something.
The word originates from the last name of an MIT professor who continually yaffes things up

n. yaffer: like a jack in the box, but is hideous and has two different ears. also can mean asshole

You are such a yaffer!

I yaffed it up

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, what am I looking at?"
"A yaffer"

go yaffe yourself

by yaffe lab July 6, 2006

yaffle daffle

A word of exclamation to be employed when one is socially obliged to say something but isn't sure if he or she should respond positively, negatively or neutrally. When one wants to show something is notable but lacks infomation on what attitude to form about it.

Husband: How was your day, honey?
Wife: It was pretty average.
Husband: Yaffle daffle.

by Honourmemberofyd May 11, 2009

yaffe

To leave a task undone

"Why are there so many half full beers in my apartment"

"I dunno, some guy yaffe'd all of them"

by Mr.. G October 19, 2013