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another way for saying your late.

(dennis)"yooo!! you heard that new weezy mixtape?"
(gary)"naw"
(dennis)"damnn, you sleep"
(gary) "huh?"

you sleep by dee dee123 March 11, 2009

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you sleep

not knowing about something popularly known

Yo you heard about that slut chichi sucking niggas up?
Nah
Damn you sleep dawg

you sleep by FlyKid March 18, 2009

you sleep, you weep

It's like "you snooze, you lose" but better

Alex: "FUCK! You ate the last piece of cake!"
Dan: "You sleep, you weep"

you sleep, you weep by woror October 3, 2017

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Whatever helps you sleep at night

A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.

Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.

Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Whatever helps you sleep at night by BigE77 March 14, 2011

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Don't shit where you sleep

Don't mess things up where you live or work

My friend was acting ungrateful to his roommate and I said don't shit where you sleep dude

Don't shit where you sleep by Catwoman1995 August 13, 2017

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how can you sleep with yourself at night

something you tell someone when they did something very fucked up

girl #1 : how can you sleep with yourself at night you monster

how can you sleep with yourself at night by littleransom July 17, 2019

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How Do You Sleep?

A fucking brutal hate-song for Paul McCartney written by John Lennon.

"Oh, how do you sleep?
How do you sleep at night?"

How Do You Sleep? by I'm trollin November 18, 2011

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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