xuan wei 

"Living life like I'm in a play
In the limelight, I want to stay
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though"

fuck shes so pretty
mommy ?!?
darling just kiss me slow
i love her
laughter is funnier than her jokes
dirty talk? look for her

(bisexual leaning to the lesbian side omg)

identifies as he/him, she/her or he/she to confuse people 😰

girl 1: what do you want for ur bday?
me: i want a xuan wei

xuan wei by sugondeesnutz March 14, 2022

Wei Xuan 

The fattest person I know he's short like 157cm and he's 9.7x10^23479 KG. His BMI is more than 4.84x10^21456. He sinks like a block of pure lead in water and his density is over 50kg/cm3. He's the one entity I heard of who disobeys both Newtonian and quantum mechanical laws because of his sheer mass. While light travelling at 3.0x10^8m/s can't escape a black hole, he can. This is because he exerts such a massive gravitational pull that he just absorbs the antimatter and black holes. He's an absolutely legitimate threat to humanity he's flattening planets and destroying the universe faster than it can expand. Not just this, laws of time, reality, space and nature. He just crushes time like its a sheet of glass. The last I heard, he sat on a chair and it was vaporised. Surprisingly, he looks like a normal human being, and some have commented he's just a shorter version of Tom Cruise. However, when we took our 2.4km NAPFA test, he was unable to pass. He ran backwards faster than light. But, he's a nice guy in general and he's even the co-founder of my company Tachdyano, at tachdyano.com.

If you eat enough cheetos, you'll become a Wei Xuan

Wei Xuan by Noobmaster3012 February 15, 2021

wei xuan 

A fucking cunt

Another word for a cunt is wei xuan

wei xuan by Weird hobbo October 25, 2017

Wei Xuan Tan 

A girl who keeps 'interacting' with every long cylinder shaped object she sees.

Guy 1*with his girlfriend*: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING??!!
Girlfriend: oops....i have the wei xuan tan sickness....guess we will have another kid in the family...
Guy 1: oh boy,another demon....

Wei Xuan Tan by Chef penis July 23, 2018

WEI XUAN 

Only applies to girls that are named Wei Xuan.

They are funny but Not funny.

They are pretty but not pretty

They are awesome and is awesome

They can be shorter than u

Girl : OoOoOoOoo you like Wei Xuan?

Boy : shut up

WEI XUAN by anonymous November 22, 2021

Wei Xuan 

Wei Xuan is an incomprehensible lovecraftian eldritch monstrosity with an undefined height. His height is so incomprehensible that even the closest approximation is undefined. Any and all attempts made to understand what the fuck his height is drives people insane.

A Wei Xuan never stops showing off his perfect pitch. YES, WE GET IT, THE F IS A LITTLE FLAT. SHUT UP.

But the monstrosity of a Wei Xuan only grows when you see how he walks. Simply put, he is a walking disaster. To put is nicely, he is a fucking tornado on steroids. People in wheelchairs will miraculously stand up just to make him stop walking.

And obviously, Do not the cat.

Jokes aside, a Wei Xuan is also an incredibly talented individual who never fails to attract and bring joy to those around him.

Wei Xuan is so fucking weird it loops right around to being cool.

Wei Xuan by llama9289274 July 23, 2022