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Xantarded 

(adj) A state of being under the influence of Xanax or some benzodiazepine.
Betsy was always a sorry sight to see when she was xantarded. She was so easy when she was xantarded. She was so easy when she was not xantarded.
Xantarded by Nikki Stixx October 22, 2019
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Xanterra 

A company that sucks dick so much it makes gay guys look straight. Fuck xanterra, worst job I ever worked. Kiss my ass Kevin, and Natalie eat a pile of shit.
Bro I just got hired by the domestic terror company Xanterra!

Xanterra 

A company that employs people in many national parks and resorts around the U.S., including Yellowstone National Park.

Infamous for fucking their employees up the ass with their shitty pay, horrible housing, and corrupt hiring managers. Don't expect to get hired here unless you know somebody or are grossly overqualified.

Fuck them.
Xanterra can kiss my pasty white acne-ridden ass.
Xanterra by dontfireme October 3, 2009

xantarded 

When you take so many Xans you start acting retarded.
Bro I was so Xantarded last night
When a person has taken enough Xanax to the point they will say something “important” and every five minutes after they say the exact same thing not realizing they already said it. This cycle usually repeats itself every five minutes until said person is knocked out by either the medication or the person around them who can’t take babysitting them anymore.
Xantard: hey man are you taking me home?

Babysitter: yes we will be there in 30 minutes
-two minutes go by-
Xantard: hey man are you taking me home?

Babysitter: Dude I literally just answered your question two minutes ago.

Xantard: wait what question?
Babysitter: dude you are such a fucking xantard.

Xantard: Hey man are you taking me home?”.....

Xanderdoom 

Strongest F2p player in Runescape today. He is very nice. He is way over level100, but kind to every player.
Newb1:Hey have ya seen Xandy recently?

Newb2:Yea in lumbridge, he gave me full mith x) too bad i can't wear it..
Xanderdoom by Jade4885 July 20, 2008