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Xantarded 

(adj) A state of being under the influence of Xanax or some benzodiazepine.
Betsy was always a sorry sight to see when she was xantarded. She was so easy when she was xantarded. She was so easy when she was not xantarded.
Xantarded by Nikki Stixx October 22, 2019

Xanterra 

A company that sucks dick so much it makes gay guys look straight. Fuck xanterra, worst job I ever worked. Kiss my ass Kevin, and Natalie eat a pile of shit.
Bro I just got hired by the domestic terror company Xanterra!

Xanterra 

A company that employs people in many national parks and resorts around the U.S., including Yellowstone National Park.

Infamous for fucking their employees up the ass with their shitty pay, horrible housing, and corrupt hiring managers. Don't expect to get hired here unless you know somebody or are grossly overqualified.

Fuck them.
Xanterra can kiss my pasty white acne-ridden ass.
Xanterra by dontfireme October 3, 2009

xantarded 

When you take so many Xans you start acting retarded.
Bro I was so Xantarded last night
When a person has taken enough Xanax to the point they will say something “important” and every five minutes after they say the exact same thing not realizing they already said it. This cycle usually repeats itself every five minutes until said person is knocked out by either the medication or the person around them who can’t take babysitting them anymore.
Xantard: hey man are you taking me home?

Babysitter: yes we will be there in 30 minutes
-two minutes go by-
Xantard: hey man are you taking me home?

Babysitter: Dude I literally just answered your question two minutes ago.

Xantard: wait what question?
Babysitter: dude you are such a fucking xantard.

Xantard: Hey man are you taking me home?”.....
Xantard by Dr. Gigglesworth July 2, 2018

Xanderdoom 

Strongest F2p player in Runescape today. He is very nice. He is way over level100, but kind to every player.
Newb1:Hey have ya seen Xandy recently?

Newb2:Yea in lumbridge, he gave me full mith x) too bad i can't wear it..
Xanderdoom by Jade4885 July 20, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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