A wurfer is a person that either inherits or buys something old and cool cheap, that has no intrest in what it is,the items history or its story, and is only interested in what the items monetary value is, especially common in the retro/classic stereo equipment community. A Wurfer is also usually a person of low intelligence that can't use proper English either, and talks in slang or Ebonics.
Joe is a Wurfer, he inherits a vintage console stereo and talks to his friend. "Yo dawg I jus dun got dis old sterio, what u think its wurf"
Billy the Wurfer buys a old fisher tube stereo at a garage sale for $5 and thinks "yo bet dis is wurf a bunch of money" then posts about it online in stereo groups asking about its value, but never plugs it in and gives it a chance, because he thinks his iPod is better
Billy the Wurfer buys a old fisher tube stereo at a garage sale for $5 and thinks "yo bet dis is wurf a bunch of money" then posts about it online in stereo groups asking about its value, but never plugs it in and gives it a chance, because he thinks his iPod is better
by Stereorobb September 17, 2015
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2. Try as he or she might, they cannot accomplish catching any waves.
3. Only wants to be a surfer for show.
2. Try as he or she might, they cannot accomplish catching any waves.
3. Only wants to be a surfer for show.
surfer "dude, you're a wurfer,"
wurfer "no way doooood, you're just jealous of my totally radical skills."
surfer "no way man, you got ur facts bent."
wurfer "yeah? well..."
*runs away*
...to be continued
wurfer "no way doooood, you're just jealous of my totally radical skills."
surfer "no way man, you got ur facts bent."
wurfer "yeah? well..."
*runs away*
...to be continued
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company March 13, 2006
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It's not as illegal as normal murder. Cause it's just words.
There's no law against wurder.
It's not as illegal as normal murder. Cause it's just words.
There's no law against wurder.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words, if they actually kill you, that's freakin legal, dude. There's no law against wurder.
by halledean October 11, 2011
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by PseudonymWizard October 12, 2011
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Taking the power of a previously good, effective, useful, motivational word and bastardize/beat it to death through unwholesome dispositions, behaviors, people, etm..
Taking the power of a previously good, effective, useful, motivational word and bastardize/beat it to death through unwholesome dispositions, behaviors, people, etm..
Example 1:
The wurder of 'synergy'.
"We are trying to synergize* our organization, through top-down recharacterization of strategy, process and execution"
*Used about 100 times again
....month later
50% of employees are laid of
{Incidentally the stock price almost tripled over the next few months.}
Example 2:
The English word 'trump'
{Context not needed}
Person 1: Looks like my suit trumps yours.
Person 2: Can we use another word? Beats- yea that'll work. I believe in peace and not wurder. That is a HUUGE deal.
Example 3:
Woman: Adolf is a nice name.
Husband: Nooo..
The wurder of 'synergy'.
"We are trying to synergize* our organization, through top-down recharacterization of strategy, process and execution"
*Used about 100 times again
....month later
50% of employees are laid of
{Incidentally the stock price almost tripled over the next few months.}
Example 2:
The English word 'trump'
{Context not needed}
Person 1: Looks like my suit trumps yours.
Person 2: Can we use another word? Beats- yea that'll work. I believe in peace and not wurder. That is a HUUGE deal.
Example 3:
Woman: Adolf is a nice name.
Husband: Nooo..
by bhusy February 9, 2017
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P2: Dude, the surgeon sucked. Was a total fucky wucky surgery wurgery; he removed all my teeth!
P2: Dude, the surgeon sucked. Was a total fucky wucky surgery wurgery; he removed all my teeth!
by SlenderSword January 3, 2021
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Dad: "Well I've never heard of Kong Fu, but there is such a thing as Kung Fu, you wurderer!"
Dad: "Well I've never heard of Kong Fu, but there is such a thing as Kung Fu, you wurderer!"
by BigDawgL January 9, 2014
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