Wurfer 

A wurfer is a person that either inherits or buys something old and cool cheap, that has no intrest in what it is,the items history or its story, and is only interested in what the items monetary value is, especially common in the retro/classic stereo equipment community. A Wurfer is also usually a person of low intelligence that can't use proper English either, and talks in slang or Ebonics.

Joe is a Wurfer, he inherits a vintage console stereo and talks to his friend. "Yo dawg I jus dun got dis old sterio, what u think its wurf"
Billy the Wurfer buys a old fisher tube stereo at a garage sale for $5 and thinks "yo bet dis is wurf a bunch of money" then posts about it online in stereo groups asking about its value, but never plugs it in and gives it a chance, because he thinks his iPod is better

Wurfer by Stereorobb September 17, 2015

wurfer 

1. wurfer to surfer as poseur is to skater

2. Try as he or she might, they cannot accomplish catching any waves.

3. Only wants to be a surfer for show.

surfer "dude, you're a wurfer,"
wurfer "no way doooood, you're just jealous of my totally radical skills."
surfer "no way man, you got ur facts bent."
wurfer "yeah? well..."
*runs away*

...to be continued

wurfer by Kevin N' Kyle and Company March 13, 2006

Wurder 

The act of murdering someone with words.
It's not as illegal as normal murder. Cause it's just words.

There's no law against wurder.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words, if they actually kill you, that's freakin legal, dude. There's no law against wurder.

Wurder by halledean October 11, 2011

Wurder 

The act of killing someone with words in a game of Words With Friends and is not as illegal as actual murder.

Toby failed in creating a suitable word in Words With Friends, and thus he was wurdered.

Wurder by PseudonymWizard October 12, 2011

Wurder 

Portmanteau of "Word" and "Murder".

Taking the power of a previously good, effective, useful, motivational word and bastardize/beat it to death through unwholesome dispositions, behaviors, people, etm..

Example 1:

The wurder of 'synergy'.
"We are trying to synergize* our organization, through top-down recharacterization of strategy, process and execution"
*Used about 100 times again

....month later

50% of employees are laid of
{Incidentally the stock price almost tripled over the next few months.}

Example 2:
The English word 'trump'
{Context not needed}

Person 1: Looks like my suit trumps yours.
Person 2: Can we use another word? Beats- yea that'll work. I believe in peace and not wurder. That is a HUUGE deal.

Example 3:
Woman: Adolf is a nice name.
Husband: Nooo..

Wurder by bhusy February 9, 2017

fucky wucky surgery wurgery 

When the surgeon SERIOUSLY fucked your shit up.

P1: Hey man how did your wisdom teeth removal go?
P2: Dude, the surgeon sucked. Was a total fucky wucky surgery wurgery; he removed all my teeth!

fucky wucky surgery wurgery by SlenderSword January 3, 2021

Wurderer 

Adj. (word-er-er) A person who misuses, mispronounces, or murders words.

Son: "Hey dad, why haven't you ever let me take Kong Fu??"

Dad: "Well I've never heard of Kong Fu, but there is such a thing as Kung Fu, you wurderer!"

Wurderer by BigDawgL January 9, 2014