Taking the power of a previously good, effective, useful, motivational word and bastardize/beat it to death through unwholesome dispositions, behaviors, people, etm..
Example 1:
The wurder of 'synergy'.
"We are trying to synergize* our organization, through top-down recharacterization of strategy, process and execution"
*Used about 100 times again
....month later
50% of employees are laid of
{Incidentally the stock price almost tripled over the next few months.}
Example 2:
The English word 'trump'
{Context not needed}
Person 1: Looks like my suit trumps yours.
Person 2: Can we use another word? Beats- yea that'll work. I believe in peace and not wurder. That is a HUUGE deal.
Example 3:
Woman: Adolf is a nice name.
Husband: Nooo..
-noun the act of misusing, misspelling, or otherwise deviating from standard English to the point where others can no longer understand what is being said or written.
Trying to read comments on message boards is frequently futile because of users' habit of committing wurder.
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The text messages I see on my 13-year-old cousins phone don't appear to be written in English. Whoever wrote them is a pretty serious wurderer.
(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.
Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).
Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"