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Waldmeister 

Waldmeister (eng: Forestmaster/ Woodsmaster) is part of the holy ice cream trilogy of vanilla, straciatella and waldmeister. The correct term is woodruff, though it has been butchered by german people. It can be used as an insult , meaning someone is very bad at english.
Person A: "What watch on your swatch?"
Person B: "Man, you are talking like Waldmeister!"
Waldmeister by Checkerbaal July 22, 2023
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wurdmeister

The self given nickname to Robert Williams of Stocktwits, a poor retarded fellow who poorly invested his life savings into a crappy Greek shipping company known as TOPS and lost it within six months.
Nothing like pulling a Wurdmeister and investing in the shittiest company known to man.
wurdmeister by Allen Franken June 3, 2018

The Woodmeister 

Only the most coolest,sexxxiest,flyest,gangsterist person alive! Everyone wants to fuck The Woodmeister! Also slang for having a huge cock
Noelia: Boy, The Woodmeister sure does have a nice big dick, I'd love to hop on it! ;)

Wangmeister II

a male person related to Rasputin except he is much more of a chick magnet than his relative which is why he gets booty so much.
horny dude #1: did you know that Wangmeister II got booty last night?
horny dude #2: ofc i know that it was my booty
horny dude #3 ay man yall talking bout wang? he gets so much booty geez
Wangmeister II by Wangmeister II September 11, 2019