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Waldmeister 

Waldmeister (eng: Forestmaster/ Woodsmaster) is part of the holy ice cream trilogy of vanilla, straciatella and waldmeister. The correct term is woodruff, though it has been butchered by german people. It can be used as an insult , meaning someone is very bad at english.
Person A: "What watch on your swatch?"
Person B: "Man, you are talking like Waldmeister!"
Waldmeister by Checkerbaal July 22, 2023
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wurdmeister

The self given nickname to Robert Williams of Stocktwits, a poor retarded fellow who poorly invested his life savings into a crappy Greek shipping company known as TOPS and lost it within six months.
Nothing like pulling a Wurdmeister and investing in the shittiest company known to man.
wurdmeister by Allen Franken June 3, 2018

The Woodmeister 

Only the most coolest,sexxxiest,flyest,gangsterist person alive! Everyone wants to fuck The Woodmeister! Also slang for having a huge cock
Noelia: Boy, The Woodmeister sure does have a nice big dick, I'd love to hop on it! ;)

Wangmeister II

a male person related to Rasputin except he is much more of a chick magnet than his relative which is why he gets booty so much.
horny dude #1: did you know that Wangmeister II got booty last night?
horny dude #2: ofc i know that it was my booty
horny dude #3 ay man yall talking bout wang? he gets so much booty geez
Wangmeister II by Wangmeister II September 11, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026